We're just a couple of fast-rising wunderkinds in the media world (which, together, we'll likely conquer by the age of 30) who have a perfectly healthy obsession with everything you're not going to know until next Monday (at the earliest). As you guffaw your way through our daily exercise in self-important brilliance, the only thing you need to know (for now) is that you can call us Ace and Blitz.